👋 Welcome to (not) Your I.T. Guru!

My name is David and I spend my time figuring sh*t out!

I’ve worked in IT and Security for over 15 years and I love to connect people, processes, and technology to find the most beautiful solution. Outside work, I’m a dad, husband, smart home enthusiast, book lover, LEGO builder, and tech tinkerer.

Here, you won’t find any one-size-fits-all “guru” proclamations; just practical tips, real-world experiences, and the occasional battle scar from years of wrangling IT and Security.

Whether I’m automating my home or figuring out ways to secure a company’s network, my goal is the same: to share the insights, lessons, and “aha!” moments I pick up along the way.

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What You’ll Find here

Ultimately, (not) Your IT Guru is all about sharing my journey, tips, and discoveries. Hopefully it helps you avoid some of my mistakes and pick up a few new tricks of your own.

Welcome aboard! 🏴‍☠️